Last updated: May 22, 2026
By using this website you agree that you have made a terrible life choice and should probably go outside. If you do not agree, close the tab and nobody gets hurt.
This website is provided as a personal tool for one (1) person. If you are that person — welcome back. If you are not that person — what are you even doing here? The Wi-Fi is fine, I guess.
This website is not a doctor, does not play one on TV, and did not stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night. Any health-related information is provided for entertainment purposes only. Your doctor is probably better at doctoring than a markdown file on a cheap server.
This software is provided "as is" which is legalese for "if it breaks, you get to keep both pieces." The author assumes no responsibility if this website causes existential dread, sudden laughter in public, or the uncontrollable urge to touch grass.
Under no circumstances shall the creator be liable for any damages arising from the use of this website, including but not limited to: lost time, lost sanity, spilled coffee, or having to explain to your friends why you're looking at a page with a glitchy orange radar on it.
Everything here belongs to someone who probably doesn't care enough to sue you. But don't be a dick about it.
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